Fleeced
By: Lynelle Kuriger
Take disco dancing, seventies music, singing, afro wearing romney ewes; versus stuck up, self-loving, authoritarian suffolk rams; with a gender confused wether thrown in for good measure. And you have FLEECED!
With fabulous 70's songs such as 'Girls, Girls, Girls', 'Boogie Nights', 'Love Will Keep Us Together' and many more.
Included is an application to APRA for the use of the script's songs.
Running time: Approx 1.5hrs
Minimum 5 males and 5 females with doubling.
What's Included?
The complete script and APRA event application form
All items are delivered as easy and convenient digital downloads
- Roughly half of the full version of the complete script
- All items are delivered as easy and convenient digital downloads
Hard copies, video licences, production packages and poster packages can be purchased during checkout
$10
What does a ewe have to do to get a decent ram around this farm?
I mean it's bad enough the farmers putting more Suffolks out to the Romney flock, but seriously; these guys? Rameo loves himself a little too much and his mate Woollberg is stuck up and really just insulting! Rear Admiral Bearing is too terrified to ever go back to the great white wave of femininity and Eric, the spluttering boof head hardly rates a mention.
No wonder that Juliet and Barb get excited when Bea and Baa take them to a disco party held by their brother Bo. And if he's not enough ram for everyone there's always the three legged medicine ram hiding out on the tallest hill of the furthest paddock.
Can the Ewes disco their way to a decent ram?
Can the Rams learn how to set sail on the ocean of an uncharted flock?
Can Juliet discover Shrek's secret before the dogs find him?
Will Shrek end up fleeced?
Will Bo find his lost song?
Find out in this afro wearing, disco dancing, sheepish musical rampage. Fleeced!
I mean it's bad enough the farmers putting more Suffolks out to the Romney flock, but seriously; these guys? Rameo loves himself a little too much and his mate Woollberg is stuck up and really just insulting! Rear Admiral Bearing is too terrified to ever go back to the great white wave of femininity and Eric, the spluttering boof head hardly rates a mention.
No wonder that Juliet and Barb get excited when Bea and Baa take them to a disco party held by their brother Bo. And if he's not enough ram for everyone there's always the three legged medicine ram hiding out on the tallest hill of the furthest paddock.
Can the Ewes disco their way to a decent ram?
Can the Rams learn how to set sail on the ocean of an uncharted flock?
Can Juliet discover Shrek's secret before the dogs find him?
Will Shrek end up fleeced?
Will Bo find his lost song?
Find out in this afro wearing, disco dancing, sheepish musical rampage. Fleeced!
RAMS
Rameo - Suffolk. Thinks he's God's gift to ewes. A bit flashy.
Woolberg - Suffolk. speaks with plum in his mouth. Clean and tidy.
Eric - Romney. Needs a drench. Communicates in coughs.
Rear Admiral Bearing - Suffolk. Old Ram. The 'ship's captain'
DOGS
Gyp - Eye dog. Nasty piece of work. A biter.
Meg - Heading dog. A lovable idiot.
EWES - All Romneys
Juliet - Was the pet lamb. A little more intelligent than the other ewes.
Barb - A big hungry ewe.
Bea - No. 1 Triplet.
Baa - No. 2 Triplet.
Any number of chorus ewes for singing/moving sets etc.
OTHER
Bo - Romney. No. 3 Triplet. A gender confused wether.
Shrek - Old Romney Ram (mystical medicine ram).
Skull - Top of Shreks staff/walking stick (Puppet controlled by SHREK)
Minimum 5 males and 5 females.
Bo and Eric can double.
Rear Admiral Bearing and Shrek can double.
Costuming suggestion: Ewes, Eric and Bo dress in disco style (mini dresses and flares all white/light colours) with white heads (afro) / ears.
Rams dress in Naval type suits (white jackets, black trousers with black heads/ears).
Rameo - Suffolk. Thinks he's God's gift to ewes. A bit flashy.
Woolberg - Suffolk. speaks with plum in his mouth. Clean and tidy.
Eric - Romney. Needs a drench. Communicates in coughs.
Rear Admiral Bearing - Suffolk. Old Ram. The 'ship's captain'
DOGS
Gyp - Eye dog. Nasty piece of work. A biter.
Meg - Heading dog. A lovable idiot.
EWES - All Romneys
Juliet - Was the pet lamb. A little more intelligent than the other ewes.
Barb - A big hungry ewe.
Bea - No. 1 Triplet.
Baa - No. 2 Triplet.
Any number of chorus ewes for singing/moving sets etc.
OTHER
Bo - Romney. No. 3 Triplet. A gender confused wether.
Shrek - Old Romney Ram (mystical medicine ram).
Skull - Top of Shreks staff/walking stick (Puppet controlled by SHREK)
Minimum 5 males and 5 females.
Bo and Eric can double.
Rear Admiral Bearing and Shrek can double.
Costuming suggestion: Ewes, Eric and Bo dress in disco style (mini dresses and flares all white/light colours) with white heads (afro) / ears.
Rams dress in Naval type suits (white jackets, black trousers with black heads/ears).
Please feel free to download a sample of the script as either a Microsoft Word of PDF document.
